Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Patience

" The plans of the Lord stand firm forever, the purposes of His heart through all generations." Psalm 33:11




"I am still confident of this ; I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.


Wait for the Lord, be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord." Psalm 27: 13-14




"Let us hold unswervingly to the HOPE we profess, for HE who promised is FAITHFUL" Hebrews 10:23

Friday, May 20, 2011

No News is Good News.....

No news is good news ......is not necessarily true....it just means there is no news...

That being said we have just been in a dry spot....no news...no change....nada...zip


So I will leave you with something I thought was funny....

"I don't want to brag or anything but I still fit into the same pair of earrings that I wore in highschool"

Monday, May 9, 2011

In Honor of Mother's Day

I recieved this in an e-mail and thought it ws too funny and true to not share.

I owe my Mother
1. My mother taught me To Appreciate a Job Well Done:
"If your going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me religion:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet"

3. My mother taught me about time travel:
"If you don't straighten up I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

4. My mother taught me logic:
"Because I said so that's why"

5. My mother taught me foresight:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you are in an accident"

6. My mother taught me irony:
"Keep crying and I"ll give you something to cry about"

7. My mother taught me osmosis:
"Shut your mouth and eat you supper"

8. My mother taught me about weather:
"This room looks like a tornado went through it"

9. My mother taught me about the circle of life:
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out..."

10. My mother taught me about behavior modification:
"stop acting like your father"

11. My mother taught me about envy:
"There are millions of children less fortunate in this world who don't have parents as wonderful as you do."

12. My mother taught me about anticipation:
"Just wait until your father gets home!"

13. My mother taught me about recieving:
"You are going to get it when you get home..."

14. My mother taught me about science:
"If you don't stop crossong your eyes they will get stuck that way"

15. My mother taught me humor:
"When that lawn mower takes your toes off don't come running to me..."

16. My mother taught me genetics:
"you are acting just like you father..."

17. My mother taught me about my roots:
"shut that door...what were you brought up in a barn?"

18. My mother taught me about wisdom:
"When you get to be my age you'll understand"

19. My mother taught me to enjoy the ride:
"don't make me pull this car over..."

20. My mother taught me patience:
"sit there until I say you can get up..."